Dylan Garity - “Friend Zone”
“The problem is, when I started thinking of myself as a savior, I ended up thinking of myself as a savior with a salary.”
A first reading, from the Saint Paul Soap Boxing Grand Slam on May 6!
/cosign
The Internet Has Just Discovered Tywin Lannister Dancing In Hooker Boots In ‘Ali G Indahouse’
A Lannister always wears fishnets.
How odd I can have all this inside me and to you it’s just words.
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| — | David Foster Wallace, from The Pale King (Little, Brown, and Co., 2011) |
You act like mortals in all that you fear, and like immortals in all that you desire.
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| — | Lucius Annaeus Seneca - On the Shortness of Life (via fuckyeahexistentialism) |

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